Pants 0. Shit 1.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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