Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Vodka?
Forever.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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