I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just high enough for therapy.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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