Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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