About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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