I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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