and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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