I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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