I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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