well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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