I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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