I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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