Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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