lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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