well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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