so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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