i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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