Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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