Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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