my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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