some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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