He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
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I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The feeling are messing with the penis
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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