hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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