i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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