She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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