I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
