just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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