Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
