kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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