Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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