found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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