I'm jealous of your bromance
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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