Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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