Nicole vs. Life
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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