so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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