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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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