I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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