the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
smell my finger.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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