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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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