you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got inside last night via doggy door
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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