ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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