Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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