jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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