I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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