Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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