Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
