Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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