its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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