Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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