I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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