Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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