My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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