Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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