He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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